Thread the Needle

When a penis is inserted into the penis hole of another person.

Nilano: yo black man, can i stick my skrawny wiener into your large cock?

Black man: Oh sure Nilano, I have always secretly wanted you to attmept to thread the needle on me.

by Nilano April 14, 2008

Thread-Head

To have a someone give you head through your jeans, usually costing extra with a lap dance from a stripper.

Zac: Did you have a good time with Mercedes?

Mike: Hell Yeah, I totally got some Thread-Head!

by Zac123 June 14, 2010

Trad

1: Short for Tradition when used in reference to a religious group, especially a sect within a specific religion.

Well in my trad, we do things differently.

by InaGoddessEye December 29, 2004

Bust treads

to go fast, or accelerate quickly

Oh shit, is the 5-0, we gotta bust treads

by Toby Maxwell February 23, 2006

The SH!THEADS

a group of idiots who film alot of random bullshit which is extremely funny. Such bullshit can be found in "The SH!THEADS Movie", "SH!THEADS 2: Boys On The Bog" and "Stick A Sword In These Things". The SH!THEADS consist of Ant McEwan, Sam Chaabane, Mark Alpin and Jakey Boy.

From "The SH!THEADS Movie":

Ant - "Awww man, is I well 'ard coz I is smokin'?"
Jakey - "Are we there yet?" Ant - "Yep, we're there...eat shit!"

From "SH!THEADS 2: Boys On The Bog":

Mark - "Im addicted to being put in sleeper holds!...Wack one on me now!"
Ant - "You were the one who said I couldnt get it up motherfucker!"

From "Stick A Sword In These Things":

Hobo Ballbaggins - "It's some sort of weird language...i cant make it out..."
Gunbelt - "There's few who can. In the common tongue it reads 'Place finger here'."

by Ant McEwan February 27, 2005

thread

1> top notch; high quality
2> own

that game was thread kid

by THa ZiLLa February 14, 2005

Theadora

A middle aged Greek whore with a terrible complexion that is an embarrassment to her family.

Dont' be a Theadora young Madie, you will be disowned by your entire family.

by GreekLyingfelone February 16, 2020