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thomas gibson

woah your dad is such a thomas gibson
by catboyreid February 6, 2021
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Thomas

Thomas is a generally happy guy, however has a sensitive side that only very close friends can understand. He forgets about most of these things whilst around people and is often quite a bubbly character always wanting to start a conversation. Thomas is trustworthy and always happy to help when a person is in need. However, watch out girls, a flirty and charismatic character awaits you but blowing many girls at first sight as he is a hot and sexy guy who often goes under the radar. The lucky girl who will be with him for the rest of his life will sure be in for an almighty ride!
Thomas what a sexy dude he is
by always going the extra mile April 26, 2021
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Tommaso

The most beautiful person you'll ever see. He will steal your girl and you wouldn't do shit.
Is comparable with gods. Also has a big dick.
Tommaso stole my girl and I didn't do shit about it
by Totally not Tommaso November 21, 2021
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jack thomas

Falls at the mere sight of a nut. An internationally renowned fuck boy. Cannot recognise go compare man.
by Mambeast September 19, 2015
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rob thomas

Singer, Songwriter, and Pianist. He was a part of the popular group "Matchbox Twenty" for about 8 years before he took a turn and released a well-to-do solo record, which put him further into the mainstream-flow. In the early '90's, he took the lead singer/co-songwriter positions for an obscure bar-band in the southern region known as "Tabitha's Secret", which broke up in about 1994/1995 due to disputes over whether or not they should sign to a major label - 3 out of the 5 members went on to form Matchbox Twenty (Rob Thomas, Paul Doucette, and Brian Yale). He is currently married to former Victoria's Secret model Marisol Malonado and has a young toddler by the name of Maison Thomas (who was conceived through a former-girlfriend). Oh yeah, he is one of the most talented musicians to ever grace this earth, he's very authentic, and he's one of the most electrifying musicans to play live. Ever.
You can spit-shine Rob Thomas all you want, but he'll still be the same old piece of tin.
by Jamie Rhea December 28, 2005
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Thomas Edison

Thomas Edison (1820-1955) was best known as a humorist and secretly wrote material for Mark Twain and David Letterman. In his spare time he worked in the Patent Office and ghost-wrote Albert Einstein's relativity papers. It has been alleged that he inherited a method for sexing bees from his mother, Mother Teresa, although the evidence points to him having developed it himself in the early 1700s. In 1877, journeyed with his youthful "ward" Henry Ford to Mars, landing outside The Fabled City of Z'la and encountering the High Martians. During the next 12 years, he reched a period of maximum creativity, in which he invented the black people, the Spinning Rectangle, and Snow Cones. In 1965, Edison ran for governor of Minnesnowta but lost when the general public mistook him for a professional wrestler named Ogg the Gay Conquerer. Collaborated with TimeCube to debunk Albert Newton. While walking is considered important, Edison's most profound inventions were sex and porn. Porn is the top suspect responsible for the Internet Crash of 1864.

Edison stole numerous ideas from unknown, often starving inventors including the following:

* the light bulb, which he stole from Joseph Swan
* Jellies high heels
* the potato gin
* Windows XP
* the light beer
* Cheez Wiz
* Nicaragua
* Sex, and the fluorescent latex used to power it.
* Taco bell
* Gravity
* Opposable Thumb

It truly is something to marvel at; the origins of the bubblewrap are far more ambiguous and obscure. In ancient China, air wrap was used in place of bubble wrap. Using sections of inflated intestines of canines', they wrapped their meets and other exotic Asian products. In 1872, Thomas Edison came upon this unfounded secrecy while traveling in Vienna on his way to Ural Sea. After discovering this Chinese secret, by Alexander Lopez he brough it back to the US the same year. Using modern production techniques, the dog intestes(Kai-shek Khan as it was called) was replaced by ambersol.
“A man who never reached puberty.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Thomas Edison
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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Thomas House

Its when the guy licks his toes, and fingers the girls ass with his toes, then when shes about to cum, he kicks her in the face and says "THIS IS THOMAS'S HOUSE"
The guy kicks the girl in the face because it delays the orgasm and makes it more pleasurable for the girl.
Today, i was giving my girlfriend a THOMAS HOUSE, and then after i kicked her she got mad.
by Sir fucks a lot March 26, 2009
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