leave

what my father is a pro at

me:dad we r out of milk

dad:ill go leave and get sum
me :never sees dad again

by u r die April 9, 2021

to leave church

to go to the bathroom to take a shit

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!

by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021

am good leave me alone

My man says this to me when I ask him was he real about telling me would be together in September What does it mean?

I ask my man if he was serious about us being together in September and he said am good leave me alone

by anonymous May 19, 2021

Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

your dad didn't leave you

unrealistic

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//

by very cool swing set November 24, 2024

Not leaving

An act of trust and love, often deciphered by children

"I'm not leaving you"

by DumpsterDumper November 24, 2024

Leaving your partner for cheating

That's also what this is like!

Hym "It's like leaving your partner for cheating on you! It's like you're my girlfriend and I caught you cheating and you're like clinging to my leg and just screaming and crying to stop me from leaving you!"

Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"

Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024