thansk 

it’s thanks but i’m too damn lazy to correct it and for some reason autocorrect isn’t working

me: thansk
coco chanel: Inventing new words I see
me: i’m gonna put it in the urban dictionary
coco chanel: And the definition of thansk is?
me: YOULL SEE
me: IM SUBMITTING IT RN

thansk by i have lots of regerts April 21, 2019

Me too thanks 

Me too thanks mean one can relate to an experience and is grateful for the relatable story. Usually used in reference to mild disappointment or jokes about suicide

Man I want to die

-Me too thanks

Me too thanks by Why can't I die? May 20, 2016

Thanksgiving Beard 

An unintentional beard started over the 4 day Thanksgiving weekend, where you're too lazy to shave it off monday morning. Usually continues until Christmas or New Year's Day.

Also known as a Holiday Beard

Boss: You look like you haven't shaved in days. That's unprofessional.
Employee: Sir, that's my Thanksgiving beard. It's my way of honoring our forefathers.
Boss: Oh, I didn't realize that. Maybe I'll grow one too.

Thanksgiving Beard by levarselosmonos November 23, 2009

Thanksgiving pants 

Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.

The girls and I are going to a buffet for dinner, so I'm wearing my Thanksgiving pants.

Thanksgiving pants by Contessa Vanessa September 16, 2008

Thanksgiving 

National Obesity Awareness Day

Golly! This thanksgiving, Uncle Frank ate 8 pieces of turkey, 4 stuffing balls, 2 helpings of mashed potatoes, half the dish of corn and green beans, AND went back for seconds on his pumpkin pie! No wonder he broke grandma's new dining room chair...

Thanksgiving by ConcernedAmericanCitizen12 February 21, 2011

thanks a million 

This is what you say to someone who you have lots of thanks for. Not just thanks, but thanks a million. It really shows how much you care.

Tim: Well I'm done painting your house
James: Thanks a million!

thanks a million by where am i? May 17, 2005

No thanks, I already have a penguin 

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

No thanks, I already have a penguin by reillan January 29, 2006