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text-lag

1) The temporary condition of slow responding when texting due to an unforseen circumstance.
2) the long time it took for a person to text back
"Sorry for the text-lag man, my girlfriend wanted to watch The Notebook..."
by Mr. Toasty December 3, 2011
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Hiccup Texting

Text messaging under the influence. Leads to incoherent, often regrettable, conversations.

See also: Drunk Texting
Girl: "Hey babe, how's the club?"
Guy: "hOOTT sluuuuuts errrywher!!!"
Girl: "It's over."

Guy next day: "DAMN, my hiccup texting strikes again!"
by BCoBounder November 22, 2011
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courtesy text

1) When you see some one you haven't seen in a while so you text them so you dont feel bad and your not being rude
2) When you get someones number and you text them for like a week and then just stop, so your not the jerk that "didnt text me"
1) I saw Joe at the mall so i sent him a courtesy text so he wouldnt think i was ignoring him.
2) I need to send that chick from the fair a courtesy text so if we meet again she wont slap me.
by angel of america November 29, 2009
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text and run

When you text, message, or IM someone, then imediatly leave the room just so you're not around to see their reply. Often involves throwing your phone and leaving, going to bug random family member, and just wasting time until you grow enough balls to see what they said.
Andrew: So i texted her saying I needed some space.
Paul: How'd she take it?
Andrew: I dont know I had totext and run so that I didnt have to deal with that shit.
by Itsatrapboom123 March 20, 2011
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blue text

When all of the text is a link to a definition on Urban Dictionary.
(Person 1 is browsing Urban Dictionary)
Person 1: Goddamnit, not another blue text submission.
by Charuzu August 3, 2021
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Text-Lec

Text-Lec from Dad to Daughter: Don't u think gvn the current economy u should have a new job b 4 u quit ur existing 1?
by MoeTX May 21, 2009
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Brag Text

When someone texts you just to brag about what they're doing.
*texting*

Greg: I'm at this huge party. It's so much fun! What are you doing?

Lisa: Nothing. Just sitting at home.

Greg: Well that really sucks. I'm gonna get so wasted.

*end texting*

Friend: Who was that?

Lisa: Ughhh! Greg. He always brag texts me.
by britt_britt000 May 27, 2011
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