wet tester

Another name for a penis/peter.

Girl: "I'm always wet..."
Boy: "Oh forreal? Let me check that out with my wet tester."

by Keli S. July 6, 2008

African Texter

one that can send a two-handed text message while balancing something on their head

guy 1: what are you doing right now
guy 2: taking my laundry to the washer
guy 1: while you're texting?!?

guy 2: yeah...I'm an African Texter

by afrosprinter May 2, 2010

Mouth Texter

Like a Hand Talker, this is a person that insists on using there mouth to either spell or speak as they text on their phone. Some speak out loud while some simply mouth the words or letters in an overly exaggerated fashion (usually caused by their slow texting skills).

My wife is such a Mouth Texter, she just got her new iPhone and spends all day Mouth Texting as she sends all her sisters texts about her new apps.

OMG, this guy in Math class next to me is a Mouth Texter and I swear I heard him text that he was going to ask you to Prom!

by KIA_Ostee October 21, 2011

Urgent texter

Someone who replies immediately to a text

"Thank you for responding immediately, you are an urgent texter!"

by HOTDEPUTYMOMMA August 2, 2015

sweeter tweeter

Big ole dick

Have you heard that Jen and Sam slept together? She says he has a big sweeter tweeter

by Jasdoe2 September 6, 2016

sloth texter

Someone who takes forever to text back

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017

The Teejer Effect

A Minecraft player who censors other players when he is proven wrong or disagrees with the topic at hand. Targets individuals who he isn't fond of and strikes, finding any way possible to remove them from his life. A man with a massive ego, feels that because of his higher position he can ditch his old friends and become friends with people in higher places, only to look down upon his old friends and act as though they are toxic and disrespectful when they share jokes and have fun. Worse than feminazi in terms of censorship.

"My friend was exposed to the Teejer Effect, now he doesn't like me because I try and joke around with him."
"Mark Pat-Joe Bill-Dinosaur was banned by the guy caught in the Teejer Effect because he proved the latter wrong."

by DaBrickShaw September 16, 2017