Head Talking

Females invented the "head talk" ..but it really never became a twissue(twitter issue) until the phrase "headtalking" came about. Back in the day, they use to just say "shut up" but now men are all like "please don't talk my head" ..i mean...both sexes talk heads but...sometimes it's just like "bitch talk to my other head" ...i understand.

This girl on the phone is talking my head.

Please don't talk my head!

Ricky seemed to have majored in head talking.

by kizrobot January 3, 2011

taking the hobbits to isengard

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2

Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.

by treydawg July 3, 2007

talking salad

It means to talk incoherently when on something, i.e., alcohol, marijuana, mushrooms, etc...

Are you ok man? It sounds like your talking salad!

by Don R. December 12, 2004

talking heads

The best band to ever play music and they supported the use of cocaine. David Byrne is a romantic poet and should become your conscience. Their music is the ultimate aphrodesiac.

"Stop making sense, stop making sense...stop making sense, making sense
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And nothing is better that this
( is it? )"

by Bubby J December 10, 2004

murray the talking daemonic skull

the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.

murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!

guybrush: stride?

murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???

by guybrush threetwood October 28, 2003

Taking a Twit

Tweeting while taking a shit.

A phenomenon growing more and more popular with the amount of mobile twitter applications available.

Just don't let your mom catch you doing that nasty shit!

YOU: What are you doing?
ME: Just on the toilet Taking a Twit!
YOU: You are one nasty SOB!

by The Real Lobot January 7, 2011

Taking A Big Country

Taking A Big Country is when you have to take a shit so bad it requires you to take off all your cloths before you get on the crapper. You usually feel it coming on when you are in public or after a big breakfast with coffee. It starts with a rumble in the stomach then proceeds with sharp pains in the lower intestines. Plan of action is to head home and go ahead and unbuckle your pants, that way you can rip your pants off a lot faster. The shirt (if it doesnt have buttons is much easier). so it should be discarded on the floor once entering your home. This type of shit should be taken with great pride.

1) I couldn't answer the phone last night because I was busy Taking a Big Country.

by slick_willie December 9, 2011