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Isengard 

Isengard has several meanings:

1.The tower of Saruman the White in J.R.R Tolkien's world of Middle Earth.

2.A Power Metal band from Sweden.

3. The Black/Folk metal solo project of Fenriz(Darkthrone)
1. Gandalf went to Isengard to meet with Saruman.

2. I bought Isengard(SWE)'s "Crownless Majesty" album today.

3. I bought Isengard(NOR)'s "Hostmorke" album today.
Isengard by NecroGrim September 10, 2005
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Isengard 

Where they're taking the hobbits!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard (stupid, fat hobbit)!
Isengard by RiLEESMANG June 2, 2009

Take the Hobbits to Isengard 

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.
"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"

taking the hobbits to Isengard 

A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.
"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

OR

*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"

taking the hobbits to isengard 

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2
Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard 

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.
1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

taking the hobbits to isengard 

I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.
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