glossy taco

You just came here from SimplyNailogical, but if you didn’t you’re not a good person. I’m disappointed in you but it’s ok! Just search SimplyNailogical on YouTube ._.

We,re going to put a nice thick layer of glossy taco on my favorite finger!! The middle finger... Oh! I almost forgot, WHATS ON MY OTHER HAND!!! Damn gurl it’s black polish with some holo glossy taco!!

by The not real Simplynailogical November 7, 2017

taco pussy

excessivly large labia resembling a taco.

damn dita von tease has some serious taco pussy.

by xteamrider March 7, 2004

Avocado Taco

While having anal sex with a girl you proceed to place your testicles inside of her vagina. Your testicles resembling avocados and her vagina is the taco.

Cotton McKnight: while I was inside her butt-hole I shoved my nuts inside her pussy last night

Pepper Brooks: Sounds like one hell of an avocado taco!

by White Goodmen May 14, 2009

Croatian Taco Tornado

Every girl's dream, no woman should die without experiencing the endless thrill and pleasure that the CTT provides. Only three ingredients are necessary: One Croatian male, one muscular uncontrollable tongue and one taco (aka vagina). After compiling these three ingredients your next move should be lowering your face to meet the taco while whipping your tongue around in a tornado-like motion (hopefully exceeding speeds of 88 mph) Then just listen and enjoy the moans... the groans... the "Oh god"'s and finally the "let's do THAT again".

guy 1: Yo man did you hear what Sime did last night to Bethany?
guy 2: Dude... I know... he totally hooked her up with the Croatian Taco Tornado!!
guy 1: Oh yeah that... well he also ate my butt hole later that night.

by Charliesheen3 July 15, 2011

Fart Taco

A Fart Taco, is received when one individual is eating out another individuals butt hole, or Tossing Salad. During this act, the receiver of the butt eating Flatulates into the eaters mouth, and they ingest the steamy hot gas.

dude, I straight up gave that ho a fart taco!

OOoooo, I love the taste of a Fart Taco

by MG Pizzle March 25, 2007

taco shits

to take an explosive shit all over your bathroom walls courtesy of taco bell.

keli had a wicked case of the taco shits!

by Luis Perez October 11, 2004

pink taco

Light skinned women have pink taco's/pussies... just like medium skinned women have brown cooters... and dark skinned women have purple poons.

All are nice but pink is the prettiest, it's almost angelic looking and innocent

by pus April 12, 2005