Tubs

A beautiful woman

Hi tubs

by Flyer38 January 12, 2025

fat tub of shit

an absolute fucking truck who never puts down the fork. stop fucking eating fat cunt.

Zok, put down the twinkie, that's your 8th one you fat tub of shit. Stop raping little boys.

by blackmonke21 April 16, 2024

cum in a hot tub

An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub

Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?

by Bash Pennies March 9, 2021

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

Hot tub

A magical place of extreme euphoria, where Chris is not allowed to go.

Chris tried to use the hot tub with out asking Jake and when he entered the hot tub, he vanished instantly.

by Hot tub owner April 4, 2024

National Send a Tub Vid Day

Every June 17th is this holiday. On this day, you must send a video of yourself holding your breath in a bathtub while in the nude if you are asked. The longer, the better!

“Dude, I can’t believe it’s june 17th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s National Send a Tub Vid Day!”

by ComedyMan96 May 24, 2021

tub soccer

When you are in the shower and shooting ropes "ejaculating" and the ropes are chilling in the tub and you have to kick them in the drain. GOAL!

Man it feels like the world cup of tub soccer. This rope shot is going ! Going! Gone. Kicking it right into the drain .

by P whitey November 10, 2021