Jam Toes

Some one who keeps putting their foot in things but doesn't mean too.

Guy 1 - 'Guys, my Grandma just died...'
Guy 2 - 'Aww man that's so sad'
Guy 3 - 'OK GUYS, OFF TO SEE MY GRANDMA, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD LIKE YOURS! :D '
Guy 2 - 'SHUT UP JAM TOES!'
Guy 1 - cries :'(

by Girlavecglasses August 22, 2011

Topes

A mix between Totally and Dope.

Friend: That backflip was Topes!

by NettiConfetti September 26, 2010

xipe totec

aztec god that wore the skin of his victims. made famous by aztec festival where hottest guy in town dances his way all around the city, up the highest temple, where he is killed and skinned (or vice verca) by the priest, who then wears the skin until it decomposes.

art history student: did you see that xipe totec sculpture.
normal person: oh god, please never mention that ever again.

by lazystupidandcorrupt January 20, 2008

ghet-toes

Expensive long painted toenails, frequently acrylic and/or airbrushed. Worn by people who could not possibly have jobs because they could never wear any shoes other than flip flops.

Damn, those ghet-toes are fancy! Did you trade your food stamps for those?

by faeriefirefly November 13, 2010

Hoes' Out, Toes Out

The noticeble uptick of women wearing open-toe shoes, heels, flip-flops, etc., upon the first warm days of Spring. Hoes favorite time of year! Similar to Sun's Out Guns Out.

I love Springtime! All the hot women break out the sexy outfits and shoes. Hoes' Out, Toes Out!

by jpm757ELC May 3, 2017

ten toes up ten toes down

ten toes up ten toes down; is having sex in mission position
The old tried and true.

Ten Toes up Ten Toes down; two big asses going round and round. One big sausage goin in and out. If that ain't FUCKINl throw me out.

by goddered69 September 15, 2009

rusty toes

when you stick your toes in to somebodies bum hole and they shit on your toes then you put your toes in their mouth

She was being a bitch so i gave her rusty toes

by rusty toes. June 20, 2011