by Coca Koketso December 8, 2020

by Danny 2011 August 14, 2011

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.
Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.
by 1516forya February 27, 2018

by lilGOTH of chicago January 21, 2009

Daquan: Get that ass up here mom
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!
by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

A term referring to early refridgerators with an adjustable cooling motor that resided on the 'fridges top part. Far more efficient than today's shoddy fridges
by captain wiggly January 24, 2004

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.
by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016
