A very smelly poltergeist who just wants to be your friend. He is very depressed because no one wants to be his friend. Even though he is stinky, he is really friendly if you get to know him. You can summon him by singing the stinky ghost anthem.
by CactusBoi October 25, 2019

When a girl or guy curves you behind your back. This can include being put on by friends and she curves you.
(Jason)-Yo I was sitting at table with Janet and she said you’re not her type.
(Brandon)-Behind my back tho,man I got ghost curved
(Brandon)-Behind my back tho,man I got ghost curved
by PJ CANNON October 4, 2018

Ghost citing is the act of attributing a statement or fact you made to another author in order to give it more academic weight. Usually done by attaching a citation that leads to a random page in a well respected academic journal in the field.
This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky
CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.
This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky
CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.
A+ paper: "The Tutsi cockroaches have collaborated with the Belgians for too long - Justice is long overdue. Cut the tall trees now, and rid Rwanda of the Tutsi imperialists yelled Hutu rights activist Jean Kambanda"
Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?
Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!
Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.
Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?
Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!
Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.
by GreasyFrenchy November 28, 2021

when you or someone else is a really big fan of someone or something, but you don't show it and/or you don't support object of interest that much
girl one---omg, Young Jinsu's comin to ATL! wanna come to the concert with me, u love Young Jinsu
girl two---no thanks. i've already downloaded all his myspace songs. why go to the concert?
girl one---u are the biggest ghost fan i know
girl two---no thanks. i've already downloaded all his myspace songs. why go to the concert?
girl one---u are the biggest ghost fan i know
by http//splashsos.blogspot.com June 9, 2009

by Sisnarf June 2, 2019

Roommate waking up, "Dude my hands asleep."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."
by Smith Shark March 31, 2009

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.
Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"
Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."
Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"
Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."
Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"
by Squeakee July 19, 2009
