teslosity

The feeling or excitement of needing to talk about Teslas even if they are around or not.

Mom, look at that Tesla Model Y. My teslosity levels are rising!!

Mom: Shut up

by Dumpling official August 3, 2021

Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)

Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?

by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021

Teslacle

A testicle implant designed by Elon Musk, guaranteeing minimum twin spawnage from coitus. Increasing GP rate by 5%, many kids.

Damn that guys got teslacles or those ovaries be working ovar time

by Brelon Trusk October 5, 2021

Temple gc

Temple GC also known as "temple of missing CC's" gc is a fan made group chat of all the cool af ppl in salad gang and mcyt fandom

Temple gc is known for alot of things such as their weird af lores which they reffer to as "gc lores" most of it includes

Savage Ga$p the popular singer who is currently "hypothetically" kidnapped by the gc
(It's ok he consents to it)

They are also known for the discovery of " Baldinati " the bald ppl illuminate.

Also the suggestors of the fandom name

" pumpkin patch fighting force" for the singer gasper (which he used in a tweet"
Were also responsible for him tweeting about the selection of names after being dmd by multiple members.

The gc is also known for making gaspare out himself as pitbull (real not fake) and the "All seer"

The GC's "Baldinati spam movement " was also noticed by CORPSE_HUSBAND and Tinakitten

But sadly didn't trend bcuz the Americans were asleep

Some gc I forgot the name of : *puts out a missing poster of gasp after him telling them he is missing and drunk"
Temple gc : yeah... about that

Cool person : you guys have so much love

Temple gc : ye we also have an mc server 'under work' for now.

by tormiee October 9, 2021

temple goddess

A temple goddess is usually a young woman that finds herself being given authority over people because they are a part of a harem of the much older boss. When said boss allows the temple goddess to stray into one of his semi governed/mildly governed areas, she rules with complete authority; even if she is crap at her job.

Oh check out Taylor, just cos she sasashays in front of Mick like she’ll give him some, he gives her all the perks, and she gets to rule the rest of us with an iron rod.

Doesn’t mean that she doesn’t suck his cock though, just like a typical temple goddess

by Lvica 613 August 23, 2021

Tesla-sweats

When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".

"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"

by Otto Huan October 20, 2021

Templar (name)

Templar is the type of person who would come to your aid right away if you fell but as soon as you recovered she’d be pissing of laughter. She is a real team player and brushes off failures just as quickly as characters brush off the fake dust from their shoulders. With her around you will never get bored as she is a sexy ass girl with a sexy ass body, with a great butt. She sure knows how to make music even if her voice is worse than a fork scraping across a plate. Treat her well or you gonna die because lets be honest, Templar might be shy at first but she sure knows how to get people to back her.

Guy no.1: Hey, is that Templar over there?
Guy no.2: Of course, she is laughing at the poor dude
Guy no.1: The one who just fell?
Guy no.2: duh, ofc!

Templar (name) just cause there was none as the name all were about knights and stuff.

by TemplarNOTknight123 November 4, 2021