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An activity (often following bubble-gut inducing meals) in which a pair of friends settle themselves in adjacent stalls of a bathroom and defecate. (Abbreviated for "tandem"), a Tandy is a social connection, bringing friends closer, as the quiet environment of a bathroom is conducive to long conversations; usually outlasting the defecation itself.
Rob: Dude, Vanessa's dumplings were awesome but I think I'm gonna shit myself.

James: There is a Starbucks nearby with two stalls...a Tandy is in order.
Tandy by Bobby De Diro March 29, 2010

hoe-tang 

To simply put it, Hoe Thing. Just said in an akward manaor. Usually used toward a friend when asking them to check out that fit gal down the road...
M: Oi, Amar!
Amar: What?
M: Check out that hoe-tang!!
Amar: Raarree, BUFF...
hoe-tang by Fizzlage May 24, 2006

Prune-Tang 

Prune-tang is the 2nd to last stage for good looking women. They are over the age of 60 but still looking good and in shape. Way past cougar but not quite to Geri-tang which is an attractive women over the age of 75.
Prune-Tang by flax64 March 17, 2010

Sheena Tang 

A bimbotic Chinese horse that always has a long face. She may seem bright but is not really mentally capable. This type of horse has exceptionally large thighs and can neigh he loudest of all the breeds. It loves to eat carrots especially in classrooms.
Hey! look at that bimbotic long faced girl, she must be a sheena tang.
Sheena Tang by The Blackbean October 16, 2012
"guys get false confidence when they start getting regular 'tang"
tang by Adam Corolla February 22, 2002