nye soirée

An event that happens once a year, but is semi-chill. Goings on include:
-hot chocolate bar
-haircuts (but since it’s chill, cap at 10)
-throw ur 2025 dreams into fire and make a wish
-99 Luftballoons on karaoke
-Georgie walks on 2 legs
-tech decks
-eating grapes under tables

Dang, the nye soirée was so chill I’m only mildly hungover and I already checked off all my resolutions for 2025.

by akailla97 December 28, 2024

tornado siren madness

A YouTube series about anthropomorphic tornado sirens by Broken Solar Panel. The main character is Thunderbolt.
Most TSM fans are siren kiddies, but some siren enthusiasts grew up with it.

1. Yo, have you seen that new episode of Tornado Siren Madness?
2. You're really bringing this series up again, dude?

by IAmABuilding_2 February 28, 2025

Group siren hattage

Group siren hattage is when a group of people, typically managers, are investigating one person in an attempt to get said person into trouble.

Sally was caught eating a chocolate bar during her shift, some serious group siren hattage had taken place that day when they were all swarmed around her, asking her all sorts of questions.

by secretofthesnooze November 1, 2025

Pulling a Shires

"Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser.

Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"

by GynaBFW March 2, 2009

The Story Siren

The Story Siren is a fantabulous book review blog run by Kristi.

Check out The Story Siren's review of book x. It's pure awesomeness

by ilovebooksalot June 16, 2011

Boy's Can Swim Soiree

The party thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father. The party typically includes, fine meat, such as aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion in a get away weekend of fun and based around the lollygagging and tom foolery that dudes enjoy with pulling over another.

Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father. His friend Deed replied, how about we take you upstate for a Boy's Can Swim Soiree?

by manfun January 18, 2012

Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.

This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.

by potatohunt November 5, 2017