tufts standard

the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of sex drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. Please contact Health Services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.

Did you see the guy **** hooked up with last night?

I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!

by Another Dissatisfied Student April 20, 2009

Jewish Standard time (JST)

Being late to an important event.
also known as Colored People Time

'Dude he was supposed to be hear an hour ago'
"Yeah, hes running on Jewish Standard Time (JST)(CPT)"

by PoPoPolski February 4, 2010

degradation of standards

When you are somewhere other than your home town, or somewhere where the girls are moderatley less good looking that you are used to.

Dude, I havent seen real tits in a week! That 250 pound girl with the shaved head looks like a model right now! Shit, my the degradation of standards is making me like anything with tits.

by Mike June 18, 2006

Socks and Sandals

A Jewish cultural phenomenom in which the Jewish man or woman wears socks with their sandals.

Did you see that Jew?
Yeah, he was wearing socks and sandals

by Kuggy August 14, 2007

Standard English

Standard English is one of three forms: Proper English, Standard English, and Common English. Until very recently, Standard English encompassed all of normally used English, however, as many forms of communicating on the internet have separated away from normal use, many of the less formal grammar styles and uses (i.e. caps lock, texting abbreviations, etc.) have been classified as Common English. However, any conversation you have with a pre-Millennial will use Standard English, even if it's "Hey, how's it going?" If you are talking to a superior, you will also be using Standard English.

"Seeing Standard English in a Twitter thread is a sight to behold."

by Gr@mmar Nut October 9, 2017

TIM Standard

1. someone that is just way to standard; a scrub.
2. Somone that is unoriginal and a complete follower of standard things.

1. Damn foo your such a TIM STANDARD!
2. Ay TIM STANDARD haha you suck at life

by SFC:. November 30, 2006

bi-standards

A bisexual that has high standards

Asshole: Yo, that bi chick would do any guy or girl!
Guy: Naw man, she has bi-standards
Asshole: what does that mean?
Guy: fuck you!

by funkti0n June 5, 2014