Squeeze the hedgehog

To fart, pass gas in a loud and farty manner. No SBD's (silent but deadly). Requires sound. Preferrably loud. Smell not required.

Coined after a very kind person gave a toy hedgehog to someone who recognized the toy as a hedgehog. Giver was not aware that when you squeezed the hedgehog it gave off a loud fart sound. He was rather embarassed when he discovered it when he said "Hey, I think it talks!" ande then squeezed out a loud hedgehog...Priceless.

"Wow, I had way too much beer and way too many buffalo wings last night. I'm going to be squeezing the hedgehog all day."

"My stomach hurts. I really need to squeeze the hedgehog, alot."

"Don't come over here. I just squeezed the hedgehog and it stinks still."

by The Squozen Hedgehog May 15, 2010

Squeebonics

Squeebonics is a derogatory term used to describe words derived from internet culture that don't mean anything, are cliché, or are otherwise annoying in the context used. The term is a portmanteau of ebonics and squee.

Please don't say squeebonics like instant fail or epic drop around me again.

by paZoel January 16, 2011

squeeze the pea

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing or squeezing the clitoris until you orgasm.

- My husband cums so fast that I usually squeeze the pea when he falls asleep.

by Black Rose 11 March 10, 2014

Squeebles

An exclamation of pure energy

We’re going on a trip! Squeebles!

by Sooper Dude March 19, 2019

Squeeble

When you grab a man's thigh and shake, but accidentally grab shaft as well, likely because they are so hung that it extends into their pant leg.

It was awkward when I squeebled Sunny, but then we made eye contact, and we knew it was meant to be.

by wizulus November 3, 2020

Squeeze Off

A squeeze off is when two big burly men go in for a handshake and squeeze each others wrist until one passes out.

Me and Jamal had a squeeze off to prove dominance, Jamal got knocked.

by Foobies September 1, 2022

Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.

Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!

by SJ@24 July 17, 2009