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pew squatter

A stubborn A-hole in church who is sitting at the end of the pew and refuses to scoot down.
This pew squatter refuses to scoot down so we'll have to squeeze by him with our butts in his face. Stubborn A-hole.
pew squatter by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015
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cop a squat 

verb: to squat in order to pee/shit on the ground outside when no bathroom is available; also known as "an adventure"
When we were at the park late last night, I had to cop a squat.
cop a squat by BoltTheFish February 1, 2010
That nickname you give the coolest guy in the world after he mistakes a bed for a girl.
Squeak was slamming that girl last night and all he heard was squeaking.
Squeak by -big squeak January 15, 2006
"Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."

jack squat 

Nothing. Identical in meaning to jack shit - it's just an equivalent for people who are scared of profanities.
Your car's worth jack squat.

squatter jacks 

verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick
We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?