skurfercer

A nappy headed mexican with feet like sand paper!

Tanya where is your skurfercer...

by Daddy March 22, 2004

Smurfed

(verb) When a woman chokes or gags (turns blue) on semen or a penis while performing oral sex.

The forensics report came back, and it doesn't look pretty... Apparently her pimp smoked too much PCP and smurfed the poor bitch to death.

by verberator July 19, 2010

Smurfs

Slang for cops. Used because of their blue uniforms and noticeably unproportional male to female ratio.

Example 1-
Guy 1: How was the party last night?

Guy 2: It got busted by smurfs.

Example 2-
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver: Fuck off, smurf.

by ToastyBagels6943vr October 15, 2010

smurfing

the act of snorting crushed up blue adderall pills, which often leave the user with blue rings around their nose and blue snot

Dude A: Yo, you got some blue shit on your nose. Have you been smurfing?

by lexxilynxx June 24, 2014

Chockin a Smurf

a man who masturbates to gay porn

Jeff Dunham loves Chockin a Smurf

by YODAD123 August 6, 2011

Snurf

Surfing for information about a specific person in a snooping manner on the internet. Often from google to wikipedia to facebook, or any combination of other sites.

I know my ex is snurfing me because she shows up in my facebook top 10 all the time.

by Shamus McCrary June 11, 2011

smurf herfer

somebody who aggressively fondles(plays with) someone elses genitals while playing with theirs....

Jack is such a smurf herfer....

by alucarD Brujah November 23, 2006