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spooning

putting a spoon in someones pocket while they are not looking. if the victom doesnt catch you, you have successfully spooned the person. if the victom does catch you, you loose you spoon.
spooner:*puts spoon in victom pocket*
victom:*doesnt notice*
random kid: dude uve just been spooned
victom: shit
SUCCESSFUL SPOONING!!!
spooner: *puts spoon in victoms pocket*
victom: *turns around and grabs spoon*
spooner: damnit
UNSUCCESSFUL SPOONING!! SRY
by computerfreak May 28, 2007
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good shooting tex

50/50 targets.
"Good Shooting Tex!"
by Mr. Tex June 19, 2006
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spooning

Penis is against ass..and you lay like spoons in a box yo.
Some fag used to yell "WANNA SPOON?" to me all the time at recess. Goodbye. Im not spooning!
by Mecca January 10, 2006
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Shooting Mars

In the game of hearts, when you get every single trick, it is known as Shooting Mars.
Hay Fred, you shot Mars!
Yeah, beat that loser!
Well, next time I'll be the one Shooting Mars!
by Rederickfay September 28, 2005
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shooting gallery

Hi Mom, just got home from the shooting gallery.
by nuclearfarts June 14, 2018
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shooting pool

Term used to describe you and your buddies taking turns shooting jizz into some drunk whores mouth.
Todd: Amanda was so trashed the other night me, Dave, Brad, and Mike were shooting pool with her.
by ricflairismyfather December 28, 2005
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Spooning

The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.
Uncle Pete was only in prison one day before he had a good spooning.
by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009
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