spooge

n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum

v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person

I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge.

What is this spooge on my dinner?

Damn! Don't spooge my new shoes!

What's that spoogy shit on your shirt?

by Chick December 11, 2003

Spook Spot

Spook Spot: a spot or stain on the wall caused by the unknown. Likely by poop from a Ghost.

Ashley: Our condo is up for sale and I cleaned everything but I can't seem to get this final spot off the wall. I’ve even tried Mr. Clean Eraser and even that doesn’t work.

Oscar: It looks like a shart stain but it can’t be from me because it’s pretty high up and close to the ceiling. The paint's new, where in the hell did it come from?

Ashley: I can’t clean it and we don’t know where it came from. That’s a “spook spot”.

by chrisSIS October 30, 2011

silver spoon coon

A term used to describe one who received their success because of their privileged upbringing. For example, an artist such as a rapper or singer that grew up in a rich family and didn't have to work nearly as hard as others to attain their current wealth, status, or success.

Kendrick ain't no silver spoon coon tho! He grinded for that shit cuh.

by TrapGodYeezusJr May 14, 2017

Ghetto Spoons

A game in which the participants (usually white) venture to a neighborhood with dangerous connotations and a primarily African American population to engage in said game. To play, you must have a spoon on your person, hence the name "Ghetto Spoons". Once you are in the ideal neighborhood, or "Ghetto", and in possession of a spoon, you must pick a target. Your target must be a black male, the bigger and more intimidating the better, ideally one in a group of other black men. Once you have chosen your target, you should take your spoon and throw it at him while simultaneously yelling "Nigger!" as loud as possible, and clearly directed at your target. If you miss, you must retrieve the spoon.

Philip: Have you heard from Gerald? I haven't seen him at school for a few days.
Bob: Apparently he's in the hospital after playing Ghetto Spoons on Saturday.

by Dovahkiin_69 December 17, 2014

peanut butter spoon

The loser got hit by a loser so he ate a peanut butter spoon

peanut butter spoon - donut operator

by ImRed6000 September 18, 2020

Spoofle

Spoofle is a word used to describe an idiot or a noob. improper use of the word Spoofle means that you yourself are a Spoofle

That Jim-Bob-Joe kid is such a Spoofle.

by Del-Nina January 29, 2006

spoor

The tract or scent of an animal.

I know you've had another woman in our bed because I smell her spoor!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 7, 2022