so cool you get excited to the point of naming there awesomeness to a degree that may not be measured on any scale. No matter how hard you try.
by jacquelyn heinemann April 13, 2008
Get the spitteriffic mug.A tortilla chip corner that breaks off in your mouth and lodges itself into your gums; a tortilla chip splinter. If left untreated, a splintertilla may migrate upward to infect grey matter and impair brain function related to sensory and motor stimulus. Or is that because of the 4 margaritas you just gulped down? Whatever. Splintertillas suck.
Oh! Noooo! I just got a splintertilla!
Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?
I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.
Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?
I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.
by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010
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(noun) the act of being angry at a domestic feline and punting it into a wall or other hard surface.
I got into an argument with my cat last night because he wouldn't stop meowing so i punted him into the wall and made a meow splatter.
by cat punters September 25, 2010
Get the Meow Splatter mug.The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.
Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."
Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."
Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."
Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010
Get the Splinter Cell'd mug.The line of mud pasted onto ones back, after one has been riding a bike through said mud, thus producing the upward lift of said mud, from the circular motion of the wheels on said bike in motion.
Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.
Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.
"woah! those competative bikers who have been training in the rain have totally perfect back-splatter!"...."no doubt if they had been doing that naked they would resemble the negative images of skunks!"
by gillians pseudonym May 13, 2005
Get the back-splatter mug.1. A miserably failed attempt at copying Metal Gear Solid.
2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.
2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.
by Jebbedo May 4, 2009
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by SplatterKill December 28, 2003
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