Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.

I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.

by raptor13fox July 22, 2011

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splash in her jacuzzi

to ejaculate in a woman's vagina through unprotected sex.

She was seducing me all semester, practically begging me to splash in her jacuzzi.

by Niyan Tewman March 17, 2022

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Splash mouth

When you are so thirsty and take a sip of water and your lips don’t hit the glass you just splash mouthed

You are talking to a room full of people after drinking a large glass of water and you just spray everyone you have just splashed mouth

When Steve got up to the staged he splash mouthed before beginning his set as lead singer of his band

by Sbaldy October 13, 2018

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Ass Splash

When you’re taking a massive and the piss water splashes up at your ass making you feel uncomfortable.

Man, I was taking a massive and I had a fucking rad ass splash.

by ThatAssSplashGuy March 6, 2021

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Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.

1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.

by stormychild March 23, 2016

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