Spite Matchup

A spite matchup is matching up a character you spite against an overpowered character just to see the character you spite get absolutely demolished or bullied so you can feel better.

Man this matchup is so one sided! At this point its just a spite matchup just to hate and slander!

by SlangDemon March 15, 2026

Spiteful Bird

When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.

Dude, I heard you gave Jones family a spiteful bird the other day.

by Mrpoopypants2 June 6, 2025

Switzerland

beautiful on the outside, ugly on the inside

I like her but she‘s from Switzerland :(

by bg.captured August 21, 2025

spite nighting

Revenge sleep procrastination is when people intentionally stay up late to enjoy personal time, even when they know it will negatively affect their sleep. It often happens when individuals feel they have little control over their daily schedules. (Courtesy of the Sleep Foundation). Spite nighting makes this clumsy phrase into a verb.

I had a long day at work and should have gone to bed at my normal time but what do I do instead? stayed up until 3am spite nighting

by Spazmorainski September 20, 2025

Skitzerphrenia

When a tweekr focuses solely on something until it turns into something completely impossible or ridiculous

When the shadow people came from around the corner I knew it was just my skitzerphrenia and they were not real

by Katwood420 January 7, 2026

das spitz un sputzin

any 4 banger herman car anywhere in dah world...

4 banger 1600cc cars das spitz un sputzin herman machines.
Ya vol we invented dur automobile. vhat U want us put computers in our smokin machines???
Du automobile smells better than ass end of a horse..

by itichie_nocanpo September 9, 2006

Strawberry Spritzer

The term for when a guy butt fucks another guy until he bleeds. Then the receiver, takes a bloody shit, all over the giver.

"He washed his face, after a Strawberry Spritzer"

by Chemberlydr August 30, 2009