spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

smacking spheres

The best way possible to describe the great game of golf.

Hey sorry I couldn’t come over babe, I was busy smacking spheres with the boys.

by WankDinkerson November 26, 2020

smacking your clit

when you smack a women’s pussy 😁🙏😎

harry: you like when i smacking your clit?
lorena: fuck.... YES!

by pussydestroyerclismacker December 13, 2020

Slacking

"i just didn't wan to get up this am"

Slacking: i'm not slacking i just didn't wan to get up this am

by Jas0nb March 5, 2021

spanking the plants

when a vegan masturbates

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?

by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021

Slacklighting

The act of gaslighting your coworkers over Slack, by tagging them in a channel thread with what sounds like an important piece of information and then deleting the message before they can navigate to the channel and read it.

I swear to god Bob asked me for like 10 different things this week but I can't find a record of any of them. Maybe he's Slacklighting me.

by TheCatHasKhakis September 22, 2021

sacking

When a man's balls get torn in half when giving birth.

My friend's brother gave birth to his first child and he had a sacking incident.

by sacker5000 October 8, 2021