southern belle 

newly defined as a refined white lady who is attracted to men of family status regardless of race.

scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.

southern belles don't have to let black guys in through the back door anymore.

the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.

southern belle by major_delmac July 11, 2006

Southern Fried Cotton

It's when a guy powders his nuts in flour and then dips them hot grease before feeding them to his partner

Yo, I heard that last night Gary gave his girl some Southern Fried Cotton.

Southern Fried Cotton by S0ulzer0 October 7, 2016

Great Southern Land 

Standing at the limit of an endless ocean
Stranded like a runaway, lost at sea
City on a rainy day down in the harbor
Watching as the grey clouds shadow the bay
Looking everywhere 'cause I had to find you
This is not the way that I remember it here
Anyone will tell you its a prisoner island
Hidden in the summer for a million years

Great Southern Land, burned you black

So you look into the land and it will tell you a story
Story 'bout a journey ended long ago
Listen to the motion of the wind in the mountains
Maybe you can hear them talking like I do
They're gonna betray you, they're gonna forget you
Are you gonna let them take you over that way

Great Southern Land, Great Southern Land
You walk alone, like a primitive man
And they make it work, with sticks and bones
See their hungry eyes, its a hungry home

I hear the sound of the stranger's voices
I see their hungry eyes, their hungry eyes
Great Southern Land, Great Southern Land
They burned you black, black against the ground

Standing at the limit of an endless ocean
Stranded like a runaway, lost at sea
City on a rainy day down in the harbor
Watching as the grey clouds shadow the bay
Looking everywhere 'cause I had to find you
This is not the way that I remember it here
Anyone will tell you its a prisoner island
Hidden in the summer for a million years

Great Southern Land, in the sleeping sun
You walk alone with the ghost of time
Where they burned you black, black against the ground
And they make it work with rocks and sand

I hear the sound of the strangers voices
I see their hungry eyes, their hungry eyes
Great Southern Land, Great Southern Land
You walk alone, like a primitive man
You walk alone with the ghost of time
And they burned you black
Yeah, they burned you black
Great Southern Land
Great Southern Land
Great Southern Land
Great Southern Land
Great Southern Land

Great Southern Land by Death Menace February 5, 2023

Southern Jangus

Something that is both southern, and a jangus.

Pardon me ma'am, we're looking for the Southern Jangus. If you see him, please let us know. You can tell it's him because he's both southern, and a jangus.

Southern Jangus by southernjangus August 10, 2010

southern fagalistic caddilac hating retard 

1) Pretty much a trailer trash inbred hilbilly with mental problems

OMFG that dude is such a southern fagalistic caddilac hating retard!

southern fagalistic caddilac hating retard by fortifyd April 28, 2005

Southern Comfortable 

Getting/being really super drunk on Southern Comfort

Sorry I pissed on your table, Im feelin pretty southern comfortable.

Southern Comfortable by Theshatmiester September 10, 2010

Southern Abortion 

A strike to the stomach in attempt to cause a miscarriage.

Guy1: Didya gear I knocked Nikki Sue up?
Guy2: Wha didya say?
Guy1: Nuthin' just gave her a southern abortion
Guy2: That'll learn her.

Southern Abortion by Byond86 October 16, 2012