Skip to main content

German Slot Machine

You take a naked girl, make her sit on something with her legs behind her head. You then take your life savings in coins and toss them into her spread open vagina.
Guy 1: Dude I totally gave Maxi a German Slot machine!
Guy 2: OMG no way!
by JFK0361 November 27, 2013
mugGet the German Slot Machine mug.

rusty coin slot

result of one who has not mastered the art of wiping ones own ass correctly; characterized by an ass crack full of shit stains; often results in skid marked under garments, rancid fecal odor and an itchy booty hole
When defecating, I prefer to clean me crap crack with wet wipes, this - in turn - will alleviate me from sporting a rusty coin slot....which, I believe is generally frowned upon
by Rico VonScabdick January 27, 2011
mugGet the rusty coin slot mug.
Related Words

slithery

After I left my boring date, I went to the strip bar and got myself into some slithery.
by LAFF August 17, 2005
mugGet the slithery mug.

Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.
Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans
by HungrieBoi May 15, 2018
mugGet the Slather My Beans mug.

Slather

The act of rubbing thick cream, lotion, or even jiz all over something.
I slathered her up with my man juices.
by Yogi Vinnie November 19, 2007
mugGet the Slather mug.

nickle slot

When a woman leans over when wearing tight, low cut pants without panties and you can see the subtle crack that is just big enough to insert a nickle.

The larger the slot the great the demonination, a smaller demonination if better.
Yo dude, I could put a nickle in that slot! She has an awesome nickle slot going on.
mugGet the nickle slot mug.

Chinese Slot Machine

This is when a woman shoves ice cubes up a guys ass. The cold sensations will cause the guy to lose his erection completely. This technique can be especially useful to help control males that suffer from premature ejaculation.
Heather's boyfriend was acting really cocky and bragging too much about himself so she gave him the Chinese Slot Machine while they were having sex causing him to shrink down to nothing.
by Heatherpleather November 23, 2006
mugGet the Chinese Slot Machine mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email