Peanutbutter Santa

An off shoot of the Dirty Sanchez, involving an elderly person, more poop, and a beard.

I gave Cody's grand-ma the biggest peanutbutter santa last night!...She looked like ZZ TOP!!!

by El Presidente69 August 6, 2009

efren santacruz

Most awesome guy big dick best in bed black hair balk eyes very funny guy best in the world makes every one laugh God destined him to be with mariaalso most handsome guy in earth

Efren Santacruz

by Efrain cruz January 24, 2015

winking santa

When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.

by DocDirty March 7, 2016

golden santa

Peeing and cuming into a girl at the same time.

"I got a golden santa yesterday, Stacy!"

by Karkels April 11, 2016

Toilet Santa

A person who repeatedly gives bad or cheap gifts on Christmas.

Another chia pet? Aunt Martha is a real toilet Santa.

by Cthuloo December 23, 2017

crack santa

A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.

"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."

by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018

jaden santa

Jaden Santa is so rude and so smelly like no wonder no one likes him lol

Jaden Santa eats ass and everyone hates him I hope he gets hit in the face by a soccer ball.

by swagmoneyemily69 October 25, 2019