Simino is a very handsome boy, he will always protect you and be the best father in the world. He is a bit roundy but don't worry, Simino is one of the agile beings in the universe. When he sleeps he becomes 10x his normal weight, so that it's impossible to move him and some times he snores. You can always trust Simino, he will never betray you <3.
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"Hey Simioni,can you tell Joni to shave her hair?"
"YOU DUMBASS BEETCH, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT'S NOT MATH??? FOCKING CROCODILE. "
"YOU DUMBASS BEETCH, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT'S NOT MATH??? FOCKING CROCODILE. "
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