Shitwinds

This is often used when the conversation is far from the truth and all the facts are disregarded. Shitwinds blow hardest in jealous rage.

The Shitwinds are blowing hard tonight, you are listening to someone defaming or disrespecting something or someone.

by LittleBirdy April 28, 2013

synchronized shitting

when garrett an brett talk on the phone while taking shits, hearing their shit plop, and flushing at the same time

everyday at 3-ish o' clock

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

Bank shiting

Where someone usually a neohippie goes into a bank pulls down there pants and shits. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system that keeps people in poverity and brainwashed into believeing that it's the only way to live and see life as materialistic.

John is bank shiting.

by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010

Shitfinger

A driver who impedes traffic flow because he or she has his or her fingers up the ass (either figuratively or actually)instead of on the wheel.

Move over Shitfinger, this is a 50 mph zone and you're blocking traffic doing 30.

by bardolino December 27, 2008

shittin

'shittin' means cool, excellent and amazing. you can use it for a range of things.

damn that party was shittin!

by anoninit January 2, 2011

shitting the bed

its when you spend someone else's money at your expence, or when you front dope and do it all or spend the money and not pay the person back you owe for it.

that guy keeps shitting the bed, he never paid me back anything he owed me and has no money for me.

by Stimpy peed March 8, 2010

Shiting hand

Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.

A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.

by Mr Confident June 26, 2016