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banana shopping cart 

When yo lady is on all fours and you pick her up by her ankles while you are fucking her from behind. Then your friends paint their dicks yellow and fill her like a shopping cart. For an added special touch you can put a grocery bag over her head.
Hey bro wanna come over tonight and banana shopping cart my girl?

street-shopping 

Walking around on the street and picking up the discarded items, putting them into a bag and walking home with them.
I walked out of my apartment and up huntington avenue and saw a t-shirt discarded on the sidewalk. I went into a dunkin donuts asked for a bag, and then returned to the t-shirt, picked it up, put it in my plastic bag, and continued walking. I eventually brought it home. I was street-shopping.
street-shopping by addake December 2, 2018

Going shopping with my nuts 

To sit on the front railing of a shopping cart with your legs open. Usually with someone pushing you to crash into something like a pole or pillar.
The red striped man called out "I'm going shopping with my nuts" then he learned what happens at the end when he hurt his nuts at the pole.

Identity Shopping 

Identity shoppers are people who change their sexuality and/or gender on a regular basis just to throw people off.
She told me she was a girl yesterday. She’s a boy now? She was a guy last week too. They must be identity shopping

Parent shopping 

When children ask one parent for something and get a 'no', so they ask the other parent the same question hoping for a different answer. (This can also be applied to the workplace with subordinates and their bosses).
The kids did what? They have to stop parent shopping.
Parent shopping by G Ninja October 16, 2019

Ground shopping 

The act of physically going into a store to shop during COVID-19 rather than online shopping.
I went ground shopping today for a book.