Septimistic

Selfish or greedy person, Thinking selfish, having a selfish mindset

Mr. Scrooge was very septimistic during the Christmas season.

by Johnny Two Peas December 9, 2022

Septic Maiden

The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.

Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.

by K0-6 January 20, 2023

SepticN

the most based guys to ever exist, that are named like that

-Oh look little timmy, there you see a septicn!
-Omg Josh, his so based

by timofey1337 February 21, 2023

Septic Shock

This is when the ground in someone's backyard caves in and they die of the shock of being drowned in their septic tank.

George had been delinquent fixing their septic tank. His grandfather ended falling in and dying when the top collapsed. The cause of death was ruled as septic shock.

by RoughSable May 6, 2023

Septic Shock

When sombebody is in so much shock that they littlerally fall out and fucking die when something happens.

Kid: Dude, put your phone up. you know the teacher gon go into septic shock when she see dat shit.

Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.

by batteryaciddeerankles June 3, 2023

Septic kiss

When two people pull their buttcheeks apart and touch assholes

Wanna get crazy and give me a fresh septic kiss?

by Tjbigga August 19, 2023

septillionsome

When you have sex with a septillion beings that would probably include humans, aliens and interdimensional beings.

Bob told me he was in a septillionsome yesterday, but I didn't believe him.

by Boar1 August 18, 2024