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Dad selfie

A photograph with 2 or more people using the front facing camera on a phone that resembles as if a dad has taken it with his son(s).
Kc: Hey Aidan you want to take a dad selfie to post on my instagram

Aidan: Sure but I have to be the dad you can be the son
(Picture taken)
by DAD SELFIE GANG February 2, 2017
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selfish asshole

A person who uses their phone while driving
Look at that selfish asshole texting and driving. He'll likely crash his car and kill someone because he was too selfish to ignore his phone for 30 minutes
by helloOnisionyourewelcome March 6, 2017
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selfishsun

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Selfish

I stole a dog from a 5 yr old. Guess that makes me selfish
by Niggerdick1738 August 27, 2017
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Hashbrown "selfie"

What old people imagine Teenage girls taking pictures of themselves is
Person 1: "Wow 'Dude!', that phonographular device is really 'swagger' amazing!"
Person 2: "Wow! Let's take a "Hashbrown "Selfie"" and put it on Instant-Graham!"
by penguins66352 October 29, 2014
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Selfie Bomb

A selfie bomb is when you take a picture of yourself when something random, funny, stupid, awesome, or amazing is occurring in the background and you then post it to a social media site.

For instance take a selfie bomb when:

Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face

2 random people are making out on a park bench

Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt

You're robbing a convenience store

You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates

Right after sex
"She still denies it, but I selfie bombed that ho after we fucked"

"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"
by LOLDYNAMISM June 17, 2014
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Selfie

A modern style of taking pictures. Made in 2014. The person holds a phone or camera showing just their face. Other friends can join in too. "Selfies with strangers" is where you take a selfie with a stranger anywhere. Selfies can be found at Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, or any other modern-day friendly website.
Hey, look! Jerry just took a selfie. Let me favorite his selfie on Instagram.
by Ultraf0xDictionary July 13, 2014
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