segments

A phrase which when uttered, allows the speaker a portion of an item which has just been present or the speaker has been made aware of. Segments describes a segment of an item which must be consumed by the speaker. The portion is decided by the owner of the item.

*Johnny pulls out a packet of gum*
Albert: Segments.
*Johnny gives Albert half a gum, Albert immediately eats it*

*Harry mentions he has a new blanket*
Jamel: Segments.
*Jamel receives a 2ftX2ft cut out piece of Harry's blanket which he must now eat*

by Fedelaus March 30, 2022

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Selena

I OOVE SELSNA SHES SO AWESOME

me: I love Selena

Person: I don’t
Me: (I kill then)

by CHICKLEPICK April 30, 2022

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Selena

A girl that has a good emo avatar in Roblox. Is kind in real life but is kinda rude. She likes bedwars but sucks at it. But is good at the mode called Gun Game.

Selena said, "I'm cracked at the gameeeeeeeee."

by Bozo #100000 May 4, 2022

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Seener

Seeners are low-life damn idiots who have seen a message but don't reply to it...

HOW CAN YOU BE SO IGNORANT!

Person 1: Look, a seener!
Person: Kick that ignorant thing called a damn ignorer.

by anonymous June 5, 2022

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Selena Gomez

Selena is a former Disney star who was famous for her show Wizards of Waverly Place, and also playing a character in the show Hannah Montanna with fellow Disney star and friend Miley Cyrus in 2007-2008. Selena was also friends with Demi Lovato for quite some time, but unfortunately there not friends anymore :( She’s also famous for dating the Famous pop star Justin Bieber in the past. Her music career has blown up and is one of the biggest artists in the world! But some people don’t think she can sing. But she can. Let’s be honest, she’s not the best singer but she definitely has some talent. Her low notes are incredible by the way. Almost as low as Miley Cyrus! Selena has also proven to be a REALLY good dancer and actress. She is also the queen of Instagram with over 300 million followers. One thing people don’t know about sel is that she suffers from a autoimmune disease called lupus, which almost ended her life. But she had a friend donate her a kidney and is now living better than ever! Selena is an icon and deserves more credit for her hard work.

So if someone ever calls you a Selena Gomez, take it as a compliment:)

Bully: “You’re like Selena Gomez XD”
Me: “Aw thanks Selena is a icon!”

by Dollarbillzcomegetterr June 7, 2022

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