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soft serve

commonly used word for stupid ass pussy hockey players who dont know how to hit people. they usually run away from all contact and cry when they have to skate. they also love to be fat and eat food like wendys all day long. they arent good for much other than being fat pussies who do not know shit about anything other than fast food and how to be a dumbass piece of shit hockey player.
nick: "dude, you see that wicked fat defensemen over there?"
joe: "yea man he is a huge pussy and has wendys buffalo sauce all over his face.....they call him soft serve cause he sucks dick"
me: "yea dude what a dumbfuck"
by drinkin beeyah dood May 2, 2011
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Tyler Seavey

is the manger of a band We Dong Won’t. has 4 other sibling. not nice. ruins all the fun. likes younger women. icon!
He is an icon that Tyler Seavey.
by unicornloverlion February 9, 2019
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seeked

In all difficult situations is seeked for behaviour that can overcome difficulty and tension.
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Soft Serve

A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.
"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."
by Pilotwings87 January 5, 2009
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deep-seeded

The correct phrase, often confused with the mistaken similar form of "deep-seated", referring to an issue that has been long-borne inside of a person's spirit or soul and which may have serious recurrent consequences or impact upon their life.
Tallulah's deep-seeded fears that her nose made her look like a dog were never to be relieved.
by Sabrina Pruitt January 9, 2009
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chocolate soft serve machine

Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.
She tugged on my lever while my chocolate soft serve machine dispensed into her mouth.
by d.e.a. August 5, 2007
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Seevaratnam

Translation in English - Seevaratnam = Livingstone
by Night Living Stone October 27, 2008
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