Healthy Scratch

When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.

I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl

by milpoolSK February 22, 2023

Prison Scrunchie

Pulling on a mans sack while hittin it in a cell to get him to tighten his asshole

I heard Ryan gave Gabe a Prison Scrunchie Last Night, he kept everyone awake screaming

by MaheeTheGreat October 23, 2023

tough itch to scratch

Something hard to stop. Like when you begin to scratch and you cannot stop.

When you are a serial killer like me, it is a tough itch to scratch, once you got it.

by Duckyduck November 26, 2013

Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.

Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

sharp poop scratch

when you poop it scratches you rectum if your poop is hard

ouch my poor butt. That sharp poop scratched my butt

by Suklaa March 11, 2017

Give a boy a scrunchy

Give it to a boy you love.When you give them it they’ll have the biggest smile on there face

Give a boy a scrunchy whenever you want this Monday

by Papajerry13 October 27, 2019

mouth booty scratcher

when u suck a girls pussy were it starts to stop itching

god damn my pussy itches wanna mouth booty scratcher my pussy

by lilyousef December 17, 2020