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Horse Swag

A Male with a big dick, who walks around like he has a big dick, or has been told he has a big dick.
although, the term can be used to describe Males or Females as it is describing a personality or attitude as being extremely self-assured or narcissistic.

When used to describe Females, "Horse Swag" means cocky, bitchy or having a "I Know I'm the Shit" attitude.

Horse Swag can also define the demeanor of someone who does heroin, as "Horse" means heroin
Girl #1: "OMG Michael is hung like a horse"

Girl #2: "Figures, he walks around with so much Horse Swag"
by D1andOnly January 7, 2013
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captain swan

The romantic pairing of Emma Swan and Captain Hook, aka Killian Jones, on the ABC TV show, Once Upon a Time.
That Captain Swan kiss last night on 'Good Form' was very hot. OUAT never fails to be the best!
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Swallower's Remorse

After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.
One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!

Another: Why?

Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!

Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.

Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009
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cum swallower

When a girl drinks or eats your semen, therefore swallowing it.
by Cañas November 29, 2013
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George Washington Swag

Any act of striking an epic "forward leaning, one knee high" pose so as to resemble George Washington in the famous "Crossing of the Delaware" painting. It should be struck in any crowded moving vehicle so as to set one's self apart from the less heroic mortals around you.

Ideal locations for George Washington Swag include but are not limited to:
Convertibles
Jeeps
Golf Carts
Parade Floats
Slow Moving Amusement Park Rides
Any prominent location on a boat
And atop shopping carts in Wal-mart (Experts Only)
I knew our savior had finally come the instant I checked his George Washington Swag
by Cptn. Handsome October 28, 2010
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Swag Machine

One who is so full of swag, that they spontaneously create swag, for the use of less confident individuals.
I hope we don't nerd up this party.

Don't worry, I'll bring Grant, he's a swag machine.
by inkless April 18, 2011
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swag overdose

an abnormal increase in swag levels causing an inflamation of the swaggular gland resulting in over use of the term swag, the over extension of pt's credit.
person 1what the swag. swag you. swaghole. swag bag.

person 2 dude you just had a swag overdose.
by HospitalCorpsman182117 January 2, 2012
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