Spleejazz

When a girl ejaculates and ruins your sheets/couch or anything shes on at the time.

Susan and I were messing around last night and she Spleejazzed. Now I have to take my suit too the dry cleaners.

by Dan-0-Mite February 28, 2011

splewge

v. when the act of throwing up causes a male to go into orgasm.

You can use your imagination about what splewge is...

by tookie230 April 11, 2011

Spleencore

Style of music popularised by Bowel Intrinseca. It features a bass line pitch-shifted down an octave to give an instantly identifiable feel. Tempo is usually 120 bbm to 150 bbm.

"Tickled Too Deaf" have turned their backs on Grindcore in favour of Spleencore.

Bunnies In The Oven's latest spleencore release looks like it will outperform their classic "Low Down And Durtee"

by overblown October 30, 2011

spledid

means a sarcastic way of saying splendid. Used negatively in a sentence.

How are you?
Oh Spledid.

by bustah cherry June 14, 2011

Splendiphorous

Splendid in the most wonderful and magnificent way.

That was the most Splendiphorous game of craps I've seen all day! We must return Tomorrow.

Indeed.

P.S
if you use this word you'll get a lot of chicks. it helps if you have a mustache.

by Crazegrl1234 August 14, 2011

Splerking

The sound one's anus makes when shitting out extra runny diarrhea

While reaching down for the soap in the YMCA public shower, I was embarrassed to have my asshole splerking and defacating diarrhea all over the floor. Needless to say, I had my membership removed.

by FalconEye September 13, 2011

Splerming

Splerming (v) - the act of spitting out ones drink or food due to shock or surprise

Splerming:
James was drinking when his wife said, "I'm pregnant." Then James splermed all over her.

by johann m September 27, 2011