FalconEye's definitions

Gumping

The action of running/jogging while (a.) not wearing proper running gear (e.g. Forrest Gump) and (b.) displaying poor running form and/or athleticism

Trying to avoid the sudden hailstorm, Chris resorted to gumping to the nearest shelter.

by FalconEye September 13, 2011

Splerking

The sound one's anus makes when shitting out extra runny diarrhea

While reaching down for the soap in the YMCA public shower, I was embarrassed to have my asshole splerking and defacating diarrhea all over the floor. Needless to say, I had my membership removed.

by FalconEye September 13, 2011