shit

what people say when they ask to leave their classroom during school and when they get back in their seat they realize that they have to go to the bathroom

shit why didn't i go to the bathroom after i went to my locker?

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

the shits

1. Vindaloo + edibility
2. Bad, a ruder version of "down in the dumps"
3. AOL

Dude, that vindaloo gave me the shits!

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Argh, Mellanie dumped me, and now I'm feeling the shits from losing her...

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Peter: Hey Micheal, the shits sent us another frisbee in the mail today!

Micheal: Great! Let's go play with it in the garden, then add it to our other two thousand free discus! Thanks AOL!

by (>'.')> Nick Bull <('.'<) September 15, 2008

shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck

Final frantic words before driving into a wall/skiing over a cliff etc etc

'shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck' cried james as he slammed into the back of the manure truck

by butt cowboy October 27, 2004

I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

When you really do not care about anything at all.

Coined by the Tourettes Guy.

Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

by Paracetamol 500mg May 21, 2007

with the shits

constipated

why's he so with the shits?

by TurbanGuy4k January 29, 2020

shit

Noun with two meanings.

Either:
-referring to feces and waste matter
Or:
- a noun which can be used to replace a verb, meaning that the speaker doesn't have a clear idea of what they're referring to but know that they are referring to something.

'Aw man, I just took a huge shit.', meaning the speaker fired one out.

'Hey, you wanna go to town and shit?', which does not mean the speaker wants to use the toilets at a store on the high street. It means the speaker wants to go to town, but doesn't have a clear idea of what exactly to do there.

by GeekOnSugar January 30, 2010

Shit

Poop or Crap

I Shit on my enemy.

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