self-perv

(noun.) 1. A person who is sexually attracted to themselves, mostly in a narcissistic manner.

2. A pervert but the pervertedness is directed to themselves rather than other people.
She only looks at her boobs in the mirror, what a self-perv.

Only a self-perv would talk about the bulge in their pants that often.
by musicface April 14, 2009
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Self Smartification

The Wisdom and Brilliance that is the "AWESOME"
through self smartification our employees can improve higher brain function
by El Castillo Grande April 15, 2010
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Self Suffocation

is what happens on very chilli nights when you are curled up in an air tight blanket and let go an extremely smelly fart
Self Suffocationl; For an example, eat a 500gram can of baked beans, wash down with a toxic drink, lock yourself in a room, fully cover yourself with a blanked and let the magic flow
by superMonkey5000 July 21, 2008
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self love

Neal: did you get some pussy last night?
Bob: Hell no, it was all self love last night
by Heywoodjublome March 08, 2016
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self-discovery

I go on a journey of self-discovery every day -- it's good for my skin!
by Cochleare cineris October 12, 2010
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Self-Injury

Intentionally hurting yourself for relief, comfort and/or pleasure. Such forms of SI include:

Cutting(mostly arms & legs)
Burning
Headbanging
Hitting
Hair pulling
Lip biting
Nail bitting
Needle Stabbing
Ice & Salt
Sally cuts herself therefore she is a self-injurer...
by Cassie February 27, 2004
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Self Care

Self care is putting absurd amounts of Parmesan cheese on your spaghetti
Self care is important when going to any restaurant.
by Croissantboy February 28, 2018
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