ice-creaming

the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.

Did you hear what happened to that kid?

What happened?

He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.

No fucking way!

That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.

by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2007

scheming

developing a system to success!!!

Plotting and scheming the future of my career.

by BigBossDog420 November 27, 2013

screaching seagull

While having sex on the beach the guy pulls out, sticks his dick in the sand and then sticks his dick back into the girl

John performed his first screaching seagull with a girl he met in Delray.

by kfafmec January 17, 2008

screeming chewbacca

this is where you insert your penis into her throat and cum you then slap her and she screams like chebacca

awwww
(slap)
grrrrrrrrrrrr
did you just give me a screeming chewbacca

by self made quif July 30, 2017

scraping the bottom of the barrel

1. To get stuck with the very last pick or settle for something of extremely low quality.

2. Having run out of all other good ideas, to settle for an extremely low quality, crappy, or poor idea.

Did you hear about "The Smurfs"? Hollywood must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel with that movie.

by Aleitheia August 14, 2011

screamin' eagle

a screaming eagle is when an individual is vomitting as diarrhea is simultaneously shooting out their arse.

While experiencing the screamin' eagle, I remember thinking, "I wish we had tandem toilets."

by eaglebeak April 23, 2005

screeping

to screep; the act of creeping an individual (usually of the opposite sex) out, via superfluous, vulgar sexting at any point throughout the day, although often occurs at night when the screeper is horny and nobody else is around.

Brenden was screeping on Hayley between the hours of 1:00 and 2:30 am, asking her personal questions regarding her sexual preferences on the subject of chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and specific parts of the female reproductive system.

by Billaured Nordlaw December 23, 2008