little timmy: *proceeds to spit sand everywhere
little timmy: I'm a sand dragon
adults: so cute
everyone else: get this sand off of me or die
little timmy: I'm a sand dragon
adults: so cute
everyone else: get this sand off of me or die
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2020

by The decider November 7, 2019

the miraculous, strange glue that is created when cum mixes with shower or bath water. This is both a bewildering mystery and an unparalleled shifting of states of matter that is still not understood by earth's scientists.
man 1 "what's with all those little balls of glue in the shower feller? they're all over my feet!"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"
by badger winnet September 8, 2016

When doing the dirty on the beach with the girl underneath, your balls swing back and fore in the sand shovelling sand up her ass!
by Randybasatad January 16, 2011

by NinjaCamelRider May 2, 2018

by SAND NIGGAS February 9, 2019

When you find yourself stuck in an unforeseen unfortunate situation that you cannot reasonably get out of or a bad situation that you will have to face in the near future.
Life is dicking you over.
Similar to the term -- fucked over
Life is dicking you over.
Similar to the term -- fucked over
Example 1:
Yeah man, I would love to hang out tonight but I am getting Sand Nigger'd right now. I just got home from working 2 hours over and my dog just shit all over the carpet and tore up my couch.
Example 2:
I just got Sand Nigger'd by the pizza place. I placed an order for a pizza that was supposed to be ready in 15 minutes. I ended up waiting for over an hour and the pizza wasn't even good.
Yeah man, I would love to hang out tonight but I am getting Sand Nigger'd right now. I just got home from working 2 hours over and my dog just shit all over the carpet and tore up my couch.
Example 2:
I just got Sand Nigger'd by the pizza place. I placed an order for a pizza that was supposed to be ready in 15 minutes. I ended up waiting for over an hour and the pizza wasn't even good.
by babla13579 December 10, 2021
