sack moment

A sack moment is a time when another male (usually older) touches your sack for no reason.

Yesterday I talked to Lester the child molester. I had a sack moment that day.

by Ra_Man June 20, 2017

Emotional Sack

The “Emotional Sack” is a theoretical organ, which can be located anywhere within human anatomy (although primarily in the abdomen). This sack can become inflamed due to a need for attention, presenting with pain and/or swelling to the general location of the sack (with a 17:1 female to male ratio). In extreme cases the sack can rupture causing erratic symptoms in unbalanced patients. Finally, the emotional sack atrophy, leaving a once compassionate caregiver with an inhibited sense of empathy (which can sometimes result as cynicism).

*These findings are the culmination of 18 years of medical practice and research by Dr. Conquistador.*

The patient presented to the ER complaining of abdominal pain, it was found that she had an inflamed emotional sack.

by Dr. Conquistador March 04, 2011

Sack Blasted

To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.

Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.

Rachel got sack blasted last night.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

multi-sacking

the ability for on to fit more than one ball sack into ones mouth.

wow Brenden was able to fit three ball sacks in his mouth at the same time, boy is he multi-sacking

by qs9999 November 22, 2011

Sack cycling

When your balls hang so low they get stuck in your bike pedals but you still pedaling like they ain't.

"That boys balls were so low i swear he was sack cycling that shit"

by Tittyspanker47 November 03, 2016

Sack out

To go sleep; to hit the sack

Flynn: “Ok Jean. I’ll sack out”

by Jeanie B February 01, 2021

Sack Slack

When your balls are hanging extra low.

After getting out of the hot tub I had some major sack slack, and your mother loved it!

by bigdaddyfatsacks January 26, 2010