partial retard

one who isnt a total spaz but basically acts pretty stupid and/or like a tard.

* when Mark threw the wild bear a sandwich I was certain he was a partial retard.

by jenni! holla! August 1, 2008

reality retard

Someone too stupid to tell what's real and what's not.
Someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality TV shows.
Someone who believes what they see on History Channel is fake and E! is real.
A person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.

My reality retard sister can't get enough of the reality shows.

by jsd9632 March 7, 2012

verbal retard

A verbal retard is some one who speks compleatly in slang to the point it is frustrating to talk to them and some times even hard to understand them even if you and the verbal retard grew up in the same city

person 1 where ya wanna ga to night like
person 2 sorry what i did not understand you
person 1 whats the matta like are ya def or something
person 2 sorry you must be a verbal retard i cant understand a word you just seid

by Emmologist October 8, 2014

little retard boy

A "little retard boy" is a name given to the wanna-be-alpha male. Somewhat synonymous with a beta-cuck a little retard boy, is the member of society who strives to hide his overwhelming inferiority complex and crippling self-esteem issues with a large, fake personality centered around masculine things such as "Sports", "Weights", The word "Bro" in formal conversation, low calorie beer, dark liquor, and rapey snapchats.

Shut up Kevin you little retard boy, that's a picture of Mikes girlfriend, not yours and you only drank half of a beer, not 30.

by SwelldogMillionaire January 3, 2018

abominable retard

A grown ass man or woman that wears a full on snow suit in public place such as work or a shopping mall.

Look who walked in the door is that who I think it is? Yep it’s the abominable retard herself.

by Homeless Guy's pants May 4, 2018

botnet retard

People like Twisty, the Garbage Chicken Master. I.e ( Zonehax, and all of the other Instagram retards)

One way to find these people is by scrolling through all of the users with the following strings in their bios,

"Security Researchers", "Cyber Security Analyst", "Hacker", "Lizard Squad", "Selling Net Spots", "Retired Legend", "Metasploit Pro", "Selling Cracked Accounts", etc.

If you find anyone of these types of people or have anything to add to the definition please let me know at @mindoftech on Instagram.

Twisty is a botnet retard. Botnet retards like to flex on fake knowledge known as a fantasy or claim to be "godly".

by godremedy December 23, 2019

Logan Reardon

These guys usually have two bungholes and are very creative but use all that creativity on pulling faces. They are naturally talented at Islander recreations like Manus, Surfing, Fighting, etc. Logan Reardon's have something ancient called a munted head. They love to fight and show no mercy. One time I was put in a harsh, hyoid breaking neck lock by a Logan Reardon, it was intense. They love slipping a little finger in are always down for anal. I would recommend getting yourself a Logan Reardon today.

Boy 1 : "Oh look that guy is fingering his second asshole".

Boy 2 : "Must be Logan Reardon"

by ChoadHandler04 February 16, 2020