Brisk Release

The great piss you take after drinking a brisk iced tea.

Man, i had a brisk release in the woods after drinking that iced tea at the bonfire.

by beestmode August 19, 2009

relaxed fit pussy

relaxed fit pussy is like when a vagina is all blowed out and saggy from having kids or whatever. throwing it in a relaxed fit pussy is like putting on a pair of baggy sweatpants that are still a little damp from the washing machine.

"that chick pushing the stroller is fine as hell, but i don't fuck with relaxed fit pussy"

by j_brooks February 15, 2010

relaxercise

To improve your fitness level by partaking in couch or reclining chair-related activities, such as vigorous beer drinking or attentive T.V. watching. Goal is to stay as relaxed as possible while simultaneously burning as many calories as swimming or jogging.

"Man, I've been gaining a lot of weight lately. I think I'm going to start hitting the couch to relaxercise."

by Syph September 24, 2008

RELEASE THE LIONS

Commonly used when a stupid nubcaek needs to be dealt with.

<Winnar> RELEASE THE LIONS!
<Winnar> >:3
<nubcaek> NOES!!!11

by Ultima/David April 20, 2007

Relaxerbate

When you are stressed and just want to relax and enjoy it

"Leave me alone right now, I'm tying to relaxerbate."

by destro8165 April 7, 2009

Released the Grease

When grease (AKA Baby Gravy) is released from the tip of your nozzle, resulting in a cataclysmic eplosion of sperm!

Devin: Dude you did it in class again while you were asleep!

Tom: What did i do?

Devin: You released the grease!

by Jena Tailia October 14, 2009

reflexon

re-flex-on, noun: a profile picture one takes of themself half naked, flexing in the bathroom mirror.

All the profile pictures on that dating site are of cars, pets or reflexons.

by MFinnE May 21, 2010