Russell

A short guy who talks big, backstabs you whenever he/she gets the chance

Wow that guy’s such a Russell.

by Ronald0809 May 29, 2022

Russel

An asexual, white, overweight male who bullies special needs kids for a living.

Russel ate 2 whole vegan pizzas in one sitting.

by pseudoscene June 16, 2020

Jack Russell

One of the best dog breeds in the world. A Jack Russell will protect a family better than a paid bodyguard. Jack Russells will fight raccoons and snakes just for joy, even the mailman won't be safe.

MAN 1: The mailman got his ass chewed by my Jack Russell yesterday. MAN 2: Don't you have a chain link fence? MAN 1: The dog jumped over it...

by LINDAMY April 10, 2025

russel roulette

When attempting to free handle a Russel viper, the fastest striking snake in all of India, ends badly with a bite full of hemotoxic venom straight into your blood stream And a death sentence.

What was that guy thinking? picking that particular viper up is like playing Russel Roulette.

by Ambassador for humanity February 09, 2025