asian ranch

Alternative name for soy sauce, but with a slight hint of cultural insensitivity. This term is used when the food is perceived to be bland when it isn't. Asian ranch caters to those from regions of the world where palates are acclimated to being salt-inclined. When using this term, it is implied that it will be deployed liberally, by means of carpet bombing all the dishes with an aerial assault. Just like how ranch is a staple condiment of the United States of America, soy sauce is the stereotypical equivalent for regional Asian cuisine.

****At a Dim Sum Restaurant
Steve: Want some shumai?
Austin: Yeah sure. Can you pass the Asian ranch too?
Steve: The what?
Austin: The soy sauce. I'm going to make a small swimming pool to dip the shumai in.
Steve: *Facepalm*

by RRCsteve October 31, 2017

Lil Ranchbottle

An upcoming rap artist. Has insane flow and blows anyone he collabs with to the streets. He began in his room but quickly became a youtuber who is quickly rising in popularity. He also likes to relate his lines to italian dressing.

His aliases include Yung Dippin and Lil Ranchie,

Guy 1: Have you heard of that rapper with the insane flow?
Guy 2: You mean Lil Ranchbottle?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy is a god!

by iAero July 1, 2018

labenese ranch

a place where shagia khala and shagia take str8 ppl to turn them into legebitiqois

he used to be str8 but ever since shagia khala kidnapped him in dolmen and took him to labenese ranch that one time he turned g@y

by GayKhalaFromUKfan13 September 15, 2023

Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

dude ranch

A homosexual activity place where dudes wearing only ass-less chaps walk on all fours and prance around like animals. they are usually accompanied by another scantily clad dude who rides said males and usually whips them while yelling "ride 'em cowboy!"

Jacob has ridden 4000 dudes at the dude ranch. a pineapple may have been involved

by Dr.Sexy3000 August 11, 2010

rancho

Spanish for Ranch. In Mexico a "rancho" is a small town of maybe 20-100 people.

Hey ese! I'm going to the rancho today!

by Thuggish June 21, 2003

Man Ranch

a dressing made of human gland-ular secretion. Usually inticed to expellment by a person's sexual partner and then applies to various food items such as, but not limited to: Salads, vegetables, meat, poo, or eaten "on the rocks".

Jim gave his girlfriend a big load of MAN RANCH to go with that tossed salsd she was having. Where are the Ass Croutons? she wondered

by e-rips September 26, 2003