Putin Bot

Convenient European/American way of dismissing someones pro-Russian opinion or fact.

Putin Bot: Oh man I feel bad for those police officers in Maidan riots.
Eurotrash: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK THOSE FUCKS SHOT PEACEFUL PROTESTERS N SHIEET.
American: Nothing to see here, just a Putin bot.

by SU-152 June 14, 2017

Putin's Pony

Another name for a Moscow Mule; a cocktail made with Ginger Beer, Vodka, and fresh lime juice.

Yo, Bartender- Vladamir! Three more Putin's Ponies for Ivanka, Svetlana, and I. No, make that four; Ivana needs a Putin's Pony, too!

by Yoyoyammam111 March 28, 2017

Putin Effect

A rare side effect some people experience when walking away from objects, making it look like everything in the background is about to explode.
Based on former Russian President Putin, who was permanently under its influence.

The Putin Effect:
- Putin walks away from an airplane -
* Rest of the world looks at the picture and wonder how many died in the disaster that followed *

by Peralta Alvarez May 2, 2013

putined

verb;

(1) Describing when someone loses something (or takes something) in an intelligent and effective way; (2) A way of describing being outsmarted by someone; or outsmarting someone.

"You got putined", "I got putined", "Obama got putined", "S/he got putined", "I putined him"

Example: Russia in 2014, lead by President Putin, assimilates Crimea without bloodshed and holds a successful democratic referendum. Newspaper headline reads: "Obama gets Putined"

by Dion. May 8, 2014

Putin & Marley

A frozen concoction featuring vodka, coffee liquor and dark rum blended with ice and consumed alone or with friends

Dude, it is so hot and I would love to drink a black Russian.

Why don't you make us some Putin & Marley's

by Sister Wives May 10, 2018

Putoney

A person that’s sus scary and is sexual towards girls in a creepy way (The opposite of a simp)

Yooooo bro that dude we met last week is a Putoney man (ps Kyrah is hottie 🙄)

by Kyrahisahottie February 3, 2022

Putonic

Putonic or Putinic
/pʊˈtɒnɪk/ /pʊˈtɪnɪk/

noun

VULGAR SLANG

a relationship in which there is no romance or sex, but one side is definitely getting fucked.

"Donald Trump will ensure that the relationship between Russia and Ukraine becomes Putonic. They'll always be close, but Ukraine will be the side that gets fucked over."

by Ms. Unformation February 12, 2025